About
Friends, for too long we have argued about who is the best among us. It is time to put the past behind us and discover once and for all, who should be raised up above the common peasants and bathed in the glory he truly deserves.
Each event has points up for grabs. Points work like this: If there are 10 competitors taking part, the winner gets 10 points, second gets 9, etc.
If there are 12 competitors, the winner gets 12 points, second gets 11 etc etc.
If you aren't man enough to attend an event, you may not claim that you "would have won" under any circumstances.
A true alpha dog proves his merit not by kicking sand in his opponent's face, but by rubbing it in his face afterwards. Please be courteous and remember that this is really just a pissing competition.
That being said, anyone of major league status obviously has a blatent disregard for the rules anyway, and will do whatever is necessary to win. This is a dog-eat-dog world after all.
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Events
Events are scheduled for the first Sunday of every month.
Each person must choose and organise one event. It doesn't have to cost money, but should allow the awarding of points. If any teams are required, they will be randomly chosen by lucky dip.
Competitors
Matt excelled early in life, conquering the Rubik's cube at age 4, solving the meaning of life at 9 and mastering the control of space and time at 15.
After discovering alcohol at age 16 his intelligence rapidly declined and Matt found himself struggling to understand simple concepts such as gravity, addition and the need to wear clothes in public.
Blessed with rugged good looks, and the stamina of an Energizer bunny, this fierce competitor will be one to watch.
Clifford
I've known I function on a much higher level than you fucktards for quite some time now but I’m a pretty modest guy so I have been happy to sit in my throne above you all in silence. However, in saying that, it has reached a point where I am no longer satisfied patting myself on the back for always being the legend that I am while you dickbags continue to vomit up an endless stream of mediocrity which is apparently celebrated within our group. At no point during any of our friendships have I ever been even remotely impressed with anything any of you have said or done and I frequently question what I did wrong to end up hanging out with such disappointing excuses for men. With absolutely no hesitation or doubt I am confident that I will absolutely destroy all you pole smokers and I look forward to getting some of the recognition I deserve…
The Real Marty
Yeah I'm pretty much the best
BIGAAAYYDZ
Shut your mouths, open your eyes, and take notes. This clinic is running 25/8, 366 schooling you bitches on winning.
Come at me lads.
The Money Badger
I may not have great strength, endurance or intelligence.. but I have something.
Big Hands Dan
What can I say, I'm extremely confident in my abilities to out sports you guys
Jaydos
Im the fastest, no rest. Catch me? you'll need a car, yes.
Finish line shame, finish line pain,
Jaydos Crawford. Major League, ma middle name.
You'll watch me from the bench, from the car or from the sideline,
Find your 110 or dont show up and waste my time.
Look out from below, im coming acha number one,
Youd better get some practice in, cos i aint resting til its done.
"Mic drop"
Bunna
Stallones movie, over the top, was based on my championship arm wrestling career.
Grazz
Let's just say I live by this quote.
"Don't let your friends and family hold you back, you're better then them. You are superior in every way!"
- Steven Grasby
As true today as it was 27 years ago.
Dizz
Started off in '08 winning Beerfest with the perennial dissapointments in sports atkins n ned.
Never looked back.
Boss Dog
People always tell me I'm better than them. At some point it really started to sink in.
When I wake up I exude excellence and when I go to bed I have achieved excellence. I know no other way.
If you ever want to feel good about yourself you should avoid any comparison with me.
Petey
Probably the best bloke of the group, I once voted myself out on Survivor - top bloke.
You lazy buggers think this competition is about being a real man...? Come work with me for a week, you'll be begging to go back to your wussy day jobs.
Now where's the any key...
Easily top four coolest guys in the group and one bad ass muthafucka.
Al Pal hails from South Central Parkdale and having been brought up during the BOD era, this is one crazy dude you don't wanna cross.
Generally considered the best at everything, you better bring your best shit if you hope to have a chance to step out of his massive shadow.
