Address: 54 Coolart Rd, Balnarring VIC 3926

An event to put chest hairs on your chest hairs.

Drinking, hacky sack, gambling, costumes, and glory... A booze filled weekend of shenanigans and revelry is just the environment for the alpha male to put all of his skills into practice and show the other peasants where they belong. 

A regular fixture on the boys' calendar, this year's Balnarring Races will be sweeter than ever for the victor. Not only will they have their name forever carved into the Balnarring Races Champion trophy, but they will be awarded with a bucket load of sweet sweet Major League points.

Bookies' Favourites:

Reigning champion Hayden Feltsomeballs is hard to go past. A proven performer over the last few years, Hayden can use the whole weekend to get as much 'me me me' time as possible.

Others to watch: Underdog Adam Redmond, and dark horse Kieran Fernandez.